Thursday, September 04, 2008

Overheard at the RNC

Overheard on the headsets during the broadcast of the Republican National Convention:

Director: Camera two, get me a shot of a minority, one of the delegates.

(Pause)

Director: Are women minorities, Camera two? Last I heard we were about 50/50. Get me a minority.

Director: Hey you there, the guy with the clipboard.

Producer: (indistinguishable)

Director: Yes, I know you have a name, young man. I just don't care enough to remember it. Answer me, haven't we shown that African American guy before, the one in the POW hat?

Producer: (indistinguishable)

Director: I thought so. All right Camera two, the guy in the eye patch will have to do. Listen, Clipboard, in 2012 I want some minorities I can put on the screen. Get me?

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