Monday, November 26, 2001

A guest at our house asked our daughter who comes on Christmas day with presents, to which my daughter immediately replied, "The Grinch!"

Wednesday, November 14, 2001

Actually overheard at Cascone's Grill in Kansas City's River Market area:

Cook: "Hey, I have eggplant today!"

Female Patron: "I'm actually on a diet where I have to eat meat."

Cook: "Oh, so you want the ham hocks?"

Female Patron: "Yeah."

Monday, November 05, 2001

Well, those pesky terrorists couldn't stop the Emmy's this time! In your face Bin Laden!