In my search for the worst banner ads in the world, I came across this one for Oprahs (sic) Acai Berry Diet. I like the copy at the bottom. Why bother having it make sense when you can just spew words out? And speaking of spewing, I don't want anything to do with a diet that is proud of its ability to "flush pounds." Ew. I've been on that diet and it is not fun. Picked it up from one of the kids who got it at school. The price was right, though.
My friend Jeff asked it there was some apparatus involved. We discussed the idea of "inflow" tube to deliver the acai berry concentrate and an "outflow" tube to be placed in the toilet. He wondered if they had a warning not to confuse the two tubes. I told him that acai berry is an irritant if applied topically. He asked me if that was true and I said, "I don't think so."
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