In the past few weeks I've received some interesting Spam messages. Apparently the geniuses who create spam to get through most filters use random word generation to come up with the first and last names on the return address. Here are a few that caught my eye:

• Uninspiring J. Insemination
• Molting F. Subaru
• Sissy R. Burped
• Gaped U. Woolies
• Snuffles V. Anntennae
• Gonorrhea T. Bacterium

Here's a story about the church we redid down in Cottonwood Falls, Kansas.

One of my sons is going through a phase where he asks "What?" after everything any grown up says to him. The other day I confronted him about it.

I said, "You need to listen more closely when people say things to you. You always ask 'What?' and it is becoming very rude."

My son replied, "I'm three, I don't know what's going on."

Those of you hounding me to see some of my writings can check out a story I did as a final project for a Romantic Era literature class called "Claphaven."

Let me know what you think!

How many typos can you spot on the "bumper art" on this page?