Saturday, April 27, 2002

Whenever we crank open the window over the sink in our kitchen, a million small flying bugs come in our house and die on our countertops. It's like a mass-suicide. I keep poring over the corpses, looking for one that looks like the leader of the cult, but they all look the same to me.

Thursday, April 25, 2002

Gee, I sure miss Justine Bateman.

Saturday, April 20, 2002

Did you know that over three million Chinese drink their own urine?

I guess that shouldn't be so surprising. With a population over 1,274,624,930 people (current tally), you can probaby find 3 million Chinese people doing any specific activity at any one time.

Thursday, April 18, 2002

I have recently updated the Bad Banner Museum under projects. Take a gander!
After some work, I have successfully transferred www.revare.com to a new ISP. You should enjoy slightly better response times, and I will soon increased the picture snapping time on the two cameras to once every 30 seconds. Enjoy!

Saturday, April 06, 2002

According to the government, I am overweight; my BM Index just .3 away from obeisity. How can this be? I mean, I eat Reduced Fat Cheez-Its.

Monday, April 01, 2002