I asked my son to write up a list of things he wanted for Christmas from Santa. He wrote "All powers" at the top of his list. I asked him what that meant and he got very quiet. He wrote "secret" next to it. Apparently he wanted Santa to grant him all secret powers for Christmas. I told him I didn't think Santa did that sort of thing, so he wrote below it, "or four sets of Legos."

So I really like Facebook, thought I understand about half of the stuff that goes one there. I'm getting better though. I still can't stop giggling when I see the "Poke her" link whenever you come across a woman. Sounds so untoward.

Guess that's just something I'm going to have to deal with.

My son Frank (age 4) said the thing he wanted the most was to be bald. Why? "Because it would be soooo fun."

Hair Club for Men, you lost one.