Friday, June 27, 2003

I had the pleasure of attending a weekend workshop at the Iowa Summer Writing Festival in Iowa City, Iowa June 21-22.

It offered me a lot of interesting opportunities. First, I was able to hook back up with a writing buddy from college, Rusty Coats. Rusty's a great guy and an incredible fiction writer. We used to write and drink together as undergrads at Indiana University back in the mid-80's. I know only his short stories, mostly from that time, but they were incredible. Thiink of his stuff as what Steven King would write if he could write better endings. We picked up right where we left off, 16 years ago.

One night, by accident, we went up a ondescript staircase at a bar and discovered Iowa City's only Rap/Hip-Hop club. It was quite a scene. We were so out of place the bartender declined to serve us, saying "We're out of that," pointing my beer bottle. Downstairs they kept serving us beer, and the music was Good Charlotte and Twisted Sister. Sounds like an ersatz Hemingway anecdote, but we had fun.

Iowa City


Rusty and I both ocmmented that we had picked up right where we left off. Considering our shared sense of humor, our circuitous route to careers in technology, and our rekindled enthusiasm for writing, we talked like not much had really changed in 16 years.

The second opportunity the workshop afforded me was to go to Iowa City. I had never been there before, but I heard from many people what a cool place it is and what a great writing program it is. The person who kicked off the weekend said to those of us who were in Iowa City for the first time: "You will find this a fertile place for writers."

Vonnegut Relief

Down one of the main streets leading from downtown Iowa City to the campus of the University of iowa is the Iowa Avenue Literary Walk, which "celebrates, in bronze relief panels, some of the singular voices that have come together here, from Flannery O’Connor and Kurt Vonnegut to John Irving and James Tate." It's very cool.

Kum & Go

Getting to Iowa City from Kansas City includes a great drive across I-80 through lots of rolling lush farm fields. It's a landscape I never get tired of. There are areas where you see for miles and miles with no manmade structures except for fences and an occasional collapsing barn. Iowa also has an interstingly-named chain of convenience stores. You have to wonder if they think it's a good name or maybe they are just used to it.

Finally was the workshop itself. I was a bit skeptical about the workshop. Rusty and I had planned in advance that as soon as it got boring we would leave. The workshop we signed up for was called "Character and Action." After 15 minutes it was clear we were not going to leave during the workshop, and by the end of the 2 days I wished it would go on another two days.

The instructor was the best writing instructor I have ever had, and perhaps one of the most inspirational instructors I have ever had in any subject. She taught the class with authority but never dominated the conversations. She taught with credentials, but never read her own work. She taught with experience, but never suggested her methods were any better than what had worked for us in the past.

My past experiences with creative writing classes at Indiana University had proved spotty. With a few exceptions, like Rusty and a some others, I generally did not think the other students had much talent, and I therefore did not respect any of the criticism they provided of my work. That was not a problem at this workshop. Without exception, I was blown away by the other writers in the class who read their work. It was unbelievably eye-opening. I truly feel I was the least talented person there. In a situation like that, you could not help but be challenged, inspired, and energized.

Overall, the experience had all of the characteristics of a pivotal event in my life: funny, inspiring, and mentally challenging. I will go back next year, and every year after.

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Mr. Marc Graham
President
Jiffy Lube International, Inc.
PO Box 4427
Houston, TX 77210-4427

Dear Mr. Graham,

I write this letter to tell you how surprised and honored I was to be accepted as a Jiffy Lube VIP. The notification came without fanfare, no doubt deliberately designed to spare me any embarrassment at not having a speech prepared. Like a puddle of anti-freeze on the garage floor, the VIP card appeared unexpectedly after my last oil change and fluid top-off.

How many others have been given this honor? Who are they? What common values do they possess? To my embarrassment, I can only guess, as I don’t even know who last year’s inductee was, let alone those from years past.

What makes one person worthy of designation as “Very Important” while so many others get passed over? I believe in my heart that nothing positive happens without hard work and dedication to one’s craft. Greatness comes, not from luck or by accident, but rather from a positive attitude, and a deep-down belief that one’s efforts will some day be rewarded. That day came for me when your company deemed me a VIP.

To the others who were nominated but ultimately overlooked for this honor, I say press on. Keep the faith. I am living proof that if you really pay your dues and make your own success, you will be rewarded; if not here on earth, ultimately in the afterlife, where everyone’s a VIP.

So in conclusion, I thank you, the selection committee, and whoever else was involved in what must have been a difficult decision. If my travels ever take me to Houston, I will stop in to say hello to you and your staff.

Sincerely,



Steven L. Revare
Jiffy Lube VIP

Monday, June 16, 2003

I will be on KCUR 89.3 FM tomorrow morning (Tuesday) from 8-10 AM Central, raising money for the station's fund drive.

Now you can listen LIVE over the internet, so being in another city or "at work" is no longer an acceptable excuse for not tuning in!

Have a listen and give some money if you can. Call in your pledge to (816) 235-5287before 9:30 and tell the volunteer you know me. Then I will READ YOUR NAME on the air!

Saturday, June 14, 2003

Rapunzel Snack Update:

Brach’s® Barbie™ As Rapunzel Fruit Snacks – The world’s favorite brand for girls, Barbie™, is now available in Fruit Snacks. Made with real fruit juice and fortified with Vitamins A, C & E, Barbie™ As Rapunzel Fruit Snacks come in 6 delicious flavors. The product comes in 7 fun shapes that include the Barbie™ logo, Rapunzel’s slipper and mirror, and the lovable dragon Penelope.

Who wouldn't want to eat someone's slipper or a mirror? Those ARE fun shapes!

The above is from Brachs. Check out the link because there are other more unlikely fruit snacks including Animal Planet™ The Crocodile Hunter™ Fruit Snacks.
So I see this box of candy at the drug store yesterday, and I still cannot figure it out. It was "Barbie as Rapunzel Fruit Snacks." I know what the words mean, but I have no idea what it is. Can anyone help me?