Friday, May 21, 2004

Check out this important product recall! Apparently these matches pose a fire hazard!

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Did you know that Mozart might have died from undercooked pork?

Monday, April 05, 2004

I plan on seeing a double-feature this weekend: Hellboy, followed by The Passion of the Christ.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

You have to admire the subject line of this bit of spam I received today:

"Employers don't hire people without degrees, buy yours today"

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

My 2 year old son Graham explains anything he does not want to do in one of two ways. He says either "That would be too gross," or "That would be too dangerous."

Think about it. You can actually group ANY activity you don't want to do in one of those categories!