Starting a band?

If you're starting a band, one of the hardest things to do is learn to play an instrument really well. Second to that is deciding on a name for your group. Never fear. Here's a handy list for you to choose from. Just make sure you mention me in your liner notes if you hit it big.

101 Damnations
Proper Trousers
Ground Clutter
Tulip Craze
SlobberFly
Pie Trajectory
Tongueprint
Voltaire and Swift
2 Hefty Astroids
Red Itchy Little Mofos
Dog-In-Law
Seamus O'Toole and the Other Jews
PolySorbate 50
FreakDust
Sheep Wagon
2 Brutal Toilets
The Magic Of Cakes
Discolored Tooth
Guar Gum and the Phenylketonurics
WordStar
Joe's Brood
The Cramped Minstrels
Mr. Eddy's Father
Lincoln Towncar and the Curb Feelers
Bulk Male
Pot Luck
Red Sparklerz
The Ne'er-do-wells
The Man to Beat
My Porcelain Jackets
T.B.A.