Okay, now I have yet another description for my book that centers a little more on the conflict Carl faces in the book:

Carl Krauthammer moves to Manhattan, Kansas, in an attempt to better himself, simplify his life, and be closer to his personal idol, author Julian Frye. Instead, his new life gets disastrously complicated. He sleeps with Frye's ex, exposes an underground dairy that sells illicit raw milk, and uncovers a militant wing of La Leche League that specializes in light domestic terrorism. Now he must put things right or risk screwing up his new life worse than the one he left behind.