Actually overheard at Cascone's Grill in Kansas City's River Market area:
Cook: "Hey, I have eggplant today!"
Female Patron: "I'm actually on a diet where I have to eat meat."
Cook: "Oh, so you want the ham hocks?"
Female Patron: "Yeah."
About Me
- Steven
- Prairie Village, Kansas, United States
- Steve Revare has written jokes for a CD-ROM (if you remember those) featuring Dennis Miller, ran camera for NFL broadcasts, wrote award-winning television promotion spots, co-founded and sold a web-development firm, and, due to an unfortunate lack of pre-freelance-gig research, operated a TV camera during a three-day Amway convention. Steve earned a B.A. in English from Indiana University and an M.A. in English: Creative Writing at The University of Missouri - Kansas City. UMKC recognized his fiction-writing with the Gary William Barger Memorial Scholarship and the Stanley H. Durwood Fellowship Award. Steve’s in a band and lives in a suburb of Kansas City with his wife and five, that’s right five, children.
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