Area Man Refuses to Change the Name of Al Kayda Chrysler Plymouth
LENEXA, KS—Allen Kayda, owner of Al Kayda Chrysler Plymouth, has refused to change the name of his car dealership, despite its diphthongal similarity to Al Qaeda, the global terrorist organization. Kayda's decision comes despite lagging sales and the appearance of a mysterious white powder next to the doughnuts in the service waiting room. "Let the terrorists change their name," Kayda said at a rally of his top grossing salepeople. Many have drawn parallels between Kayda's decision and that of the Carlay Company's refusal to change the name of AYDS diet candy.