Does this banner make me look fat?

I was watching a clip from the Daily show when a banner completely obscured the video clip I wanted to watch. It would not go away until I refreshed my page. Why does life have to be SO HARD?


I see now that the advertiser is unfortunate in the context of this video clip.

First Swine Flu Fast Food Special

Naming a Boat?

If you're trying to find the perfect name for your catamaran in the Virgin Islands, allow me to provide a little advice.

DO pick a word that sounds fun. DON'T pick a word that means:

of, relating to, being, resembling, or affected by schizophrenia characterized especially by a marked psychomotor disturbance that may involve stupor or mutism, negativism, rigidity, purposeless excitement, and inappropriate or bizarre posturing.
-Merriam-Webster Dictionary

I provide this advice at no charge.

Playlist from the Highlawn Auction

I was in charge of the music at the auction for Henry and Frank's pre-school. Here's my playlist:

If Only - KT Tunstall
Spirit In the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
Oh Yoko - John Lennon
City Hall - Vienna Teng
Vabeeotchay - Keller Williams
Jackson - Johnny Cash
Leave My Kitten Alone - The Beatles
This Time Tomorrow - The Kinks
Just Dropped In - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
Rudie Can't Fail - The Clash
Jump Nyabinghi - Bob Marley & the Wailers
Don't You Evah - Spoon
Long Division - Death Cab For Cutie
Spaceship - Sharon Little
What'd I Say (Parts I & II) - Ray Charles
Believe Me Baby - James Hunter
Shake Ya Boogie - Mocean Worker
So Many Nights - The Cat Empire
Good Excuse (Live) - The John Butler Trio
Unholy Train - The Damnations TX
One Of These Days - Teddy Thompson
Clocks - Coldplay & Buena Vista Social Club
Cherry, Cherry - Neil Diamond
Chick-A-Boom - Van Morrison
I Want You Back (Z-Trip Remix) - Jackson 5
In Between Days - Folds
Late Morning Lullaby - Brandi Carlile
Peace - Los Lobos
My Two Feet - Old 97's
My Life Is Totally Boring Without You - Cracker
Luxury Liner - Whiskeytown
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash & The Tennessee Two
No Sunlight - Death Cab For Cutie
Mrs Potters Lullabye - Counting Crows
Sly - The Cat Empire
Let Her Dance - Los Super Seven
Dance the Night Away - The Mavericks
Hotel California - Gypsy Kings
Tenderness On The Block - Shawn Colvin
Revolution 1 - The Beatles
One - Aimee Mann
Three Is A Magic Number - Blind Melon
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Impossible Germany - Wilco
See That My Grave Is Kept Clean - Los Super Seven
You're Barkin' Up The Wrong Tree - Sue Foley
Ma 'Tit Fille - Buckwheat Zydeco
Always A Friend - Alejandro Escovedo
Real Love - Lucinda Williams
American Gangster - Elvis Costello and the Imposters
Get Rhythm - Johnny Cash
Who's Been Here - Commonwealth Jones
Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble
Crazy Dream - Los Lonely Boys
Perfectly Good Guitar - John Hiatt
Pure And Easy - The Who
How Come - Ray LaMontagne
Hold Me Back (Frankie & Johnny) - Michelle Shocked
I Gotta Get Drunk - The Little Willies
Littlest Bird - The Be Good Tanyas
Stray Paper - Tift Merritt
One More Song The Radio Won't Like - Kathleen Edwards
Murray - Pete Yorn
Love Plus One - Haircut 100
Burning In The Sun - Blue Merle
Duck And Cover - Glen Phillips
Driving Sideways - Amiee Mann
Nothing I Can Do - Ben Taylor Band
Trouble - Ray LaMontagne
Louisianna (Live) - The Alternate Routes
Words - Lucinda Williams
Just Like Heaven - Katie Melua
Tell Ol' Bill - Bob Dylan
Different Kind Of Fine - Zac Brown Band
[You'll Be] Satisfied - The Subdudes
Have You Ever - Brandi Carlile
Losing You - John Butler Trio
Girlfriend Is Better - Talking Heads
Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) - US3
1 BR / 1 BA - Vienna Teng
Just Enough - Love Aslyn
Little Things - Los Lobos
Send Your Mind - Van Morrison
Nothing In This World Can Stop Me Worryin' Bout That Girl - The Kinks
Follow That Sound - Sharon Little
Join Together - The Who
I Make The Dough, You Get The Glory - Kathleen Edwards
Old Friend - Lyle Lovett
Whatever You Want - Vienna Teng
Nothin On Me - Shawn Colvin
Hold On - KT Tunstall
Lupita - The Iguanas

Least Popular Facebook Feed Items

The recently-updated facebook interface really keeps me up-to-date with the comings and goings of my friends. Here's a list I've compiled of the least popular updates I've received on my facebook feed:

1 friend has become a fan of Jimmy Dean Pork Breakfast Nubbins.
You've been tagged in Carrot Top's Note: "45 Random Things About Me"
3 Friends have taken the "Which 'Small Wonder' Character am I" test.
You have received 8 pieces of limited edition bad karma.
Your friend Carl found out he was "Trench Mouth" in the "Which Communicable Disease Are You" quiz.
You commented on your own picture. 1:56 AM.