Worst Diet Banner Ever

So I happened across this diet banner while cruising the intertubes superhighway.

A little advice, people: stay away from any diet that reduces the melanin along with the weight.

Is it possible that the person designing this banner included another before picture instead of an after? What other excuse is there for that not-so-FAB picture? Perhaps the designer was fooled by the slimming horizontal stripes.

Least Popular Videogames & Accessories for Christmas 2008

Zither Hero
My Simps
Call of Duty II: Battle for the Sewers of the European Theater
World of Warcraft McCain/Palin Expansion Pack
Ms. Pacman Jones
Grand Theft Auto V: Prop 8 Riot Edition
WiiShit

The Historic Announcement

I was so excited, I could barely stand it. Here I was, on a historical night, watching the coverage to see whether my guy would rise up within his community and be our next leader . Would it be a vote for bold, fresh change? Would it be a clean start? A fresh look through the clear glass of youth?

The answer? YES! That's right, folks. The people have spoken, and Captain Scrubby will now serve as the tourism ambassador of the year.

(Hat tip: Best of the Web)