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My daughter just made my day. It had been a little trying, since I was in charge of all 5 kids for the afternoon by myself. Not that big of a deal. Tonight when I tucked my daughter in she demanded a goodnight hug as I was about to leave her room.

"I will always give you a hug when you ask for one," I said. "Will you always accept a hug when I want to give one?"

"Sure," she said. "Even if my favorite show is coming on, I'll take a hug."

How can you ask for anything more?

Get Your Tickets Now!

I will be performing my one-man show "Can I Take My Margarita and Chips to Heaven?" at The Gold Buffet in Kansas City, Missouri, 5:30 PM nightly through next Thursday.

Admission is $14.99, and includes the show, side salad, dinner roll, open-faced roast beef sandwich*, choice of starch, and chocolate pudding.

Picture: Jeffrey Drake

*Gravy available at an additional charge of $1.99.

Biting One's Tongue

My son Graham bit the hell out of his tongues at breakfast yesterday. He stuck it out and asked if it was bleeding. It was, so he asked for a band-aid. It really affected me. How gross would it be to have a band-aid on your tongue?