Sunday, March 30, 2003

Can someone pull that "Bear Mobile" television ad for Jiffy Lube? I'm begging here. It runs every break during the NCAA tournament and I hate it soooo much. So please see what you can do. Write your congressman. Do something. Just get it off the air before I killl someone.

Friday, March 28, 2003

---FACIAL HAIR UPDATE---

I recently went to a friend's birthday party and it had a 70's theme. So, I shaved part of my goattee off to look like an ugly 70's moustache. Here are some pictures...

2 steves and a brady
steve and paul
I was at QuikTrip the other day and saw the following text on a sign next to the gas pumps:

"QuickTrip gasoline is not intended for use in aircraft engines."

I really do not want to hear the story that prompted them to put that sign up at every pump.

Sunday, March 09, 2003

Ok, so we have this oven in our kitchen. It's a Dacor brand oven. It was put in when the people who owned our house in 1992 redid their whole kitchen. lt probably cost some money when it wazs installed back then but it's a crappy oven now. Instead of having words on the dials like "Bake" or "Broil," the folks at Dacor in 1992 decided that obscure pictograms would be better; things like a square with a line at the top and the bottom. What does that mean to you? To me it meant bake, ao I baked everything on that setting. When I finally found the manual three months later, I discovered I had been baking everything on "Preheat."

Another irritating feature of this oven is a little knob you turn to change the temperature or set the timer. The same knob does both, showing the results on a little LED screen. But the knob doesn't work so well, and sometimes when you turn it, the temperature jumps from 100 degrees to 550 degrees. Turn it back the same amount and it goes to 525, turn it less and it's back to 100.

But those minor irritations are nothing compared to what happened today, when the oven refused to open up and give our biscuits back to us. The door was permanently locked for safety! We eventually had to call a rescue squad to use the jaws of life to liberate our batch of biscuits. They were, of course, burned. CURSE YOU DACOR!

Keep watching my home page for more Dacor oven updates.

Friday, March 07, 2003

The new Slugworth Incorporated website is up and running. Check out my consulting business!


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