Have any of you read anything by that wonderful columnist Jackie Harvey? You can find his best work at The Onion.

A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE

I read an article today that smoking rat poison-laced crack causes severe bleeding. I just wanted to make sure you knew.

I had some of my blood tested a few weeks ago for a life insurance policy, and the results are good! My creatinine is hovering right around 1.1, which is right in the middle of the 0.5 - 1.5 expected range. My BUN level is is also well in the normal range of 5.0 - 25.0 with a score of 17.
More details to come!

SteveCam is up and running again. We are moving today.

SteveCam will be offline while I move my office to the new house. It should be up and running over the weekend.

A fortune cookie I opened tonight:
"You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first." There's a contortionist joke in there somewhere. If you find it, send it to me.

Some technical notes:

I have noticed that my site looks like doodoo when viewed on Windows macines. I'm working on it. It'll be fixed sometime before 2008.

SteveCam! is back. A little snafu related to our move and the Code Red worm conspired to keep us offline. But we're back now, baby!

So here I am with my sleeping son in my right arm, typing with my left index finger, launching my new web site. Not bad for one finger, though my news archive is not working, and the Writings section is a little under-developed. The new site is done!

I have created a monster in that now I have to keep the GD thing updated.

enough for now. must sleep. . .

In the past 24 hours, my son has spit up 12 ounces of milk, pooped, and urinated... all on me.